Bottom Milk
Sam has never had a compact bowel movement in his life. Michael and I decided that we would give lactose free milk a try. We told Sam that he got him some special milk that I will help him have an easier time going to the bathroom. Sam voiced his understanding. Yesterday, Sam asked me if he could have some "bottom milk." We was so serious; he wasn't trying to be funny. He legitimately thinks that lactose free milk is called "bottom milk."